Personality Tests

HAH. Here's how some half-bit, crap-ass online personality quiz rated me as:

Boyz and Girlz: Where do you stand? An online Personality Quiz by FC and VB. Type B: THE MALIGNANT NARCISSIST You emerge as a primarily aggressive (sadistic) personality with secondary antisocial, narcissistic, and paranoid features. This personality configuration is consistent with the somewhat disturbed personality syndrome that psychoanalyst Otto Kernberg (1984) called "malignant narcissism." Malignant narcissism has four core components: [Here's where I come in...] - Extreme grandiosity and self-confidence to the extent that one is incapable of empathizing with others' pain and suffering (a narcissistic quality). Half the people you know may tell you this is a quality, period. [And the other half worship me as a self-proclaimed goddess. How righteous...] - A social "conscience" dominated by self-interest. Malignant narcissists have a defective superego, or lack of conscience (an antisocial quality), accompanied by a sense of entitlement and a messianic self-perception; you view yourself as special – a law unto yourself (a narcissistic quality). Half the people you know may tell you, again, this is just good and legit to be. [Hey, if I don't look out for me, noone will. As a female, I do gravitate towards those things cute and cuddly and can you blame me for wanting to protect a few harmless little things... at the off chance of meeting a really cute marine biologist who will take me diving and seduce me a la Adam Sanders in "50 First Dates" (tho he'd be a hell of a lot cuter)] - Unconstrained, self-serving aggression (a sadistic quality). You display narcissistic rage, rooted in grandiosity and sense of entitlement, an all-consuming quest for revenge, for righting perceived wrongs and personal slights. Half the people I know will tell you, and some very blatantly so, that this is just right. [OK, first and upfront, I don't take SHIT from NOONE (all the people I know will tell you that). You piss me off bad enough, I'll personally do away with you and dance on your burned and buried corpse. And don't EVER fucking mess with me on a PMS day. I warned you.] - A paranoid outlook. Underlying your grandiose facade, you bear a siege mentality. You do not understand your own role in creating enemies and use real or imagined enemies as justification for your aggression. Rather than acknowledging your personal shortcomings and inadequacies, you "split off" devalued aspects and project, or attribute them, to an external enemy, which you may then attack. Bleuler properly described these symptoms, in 1908, also replacing the much older classification of "dementia praecox", emphasizing the dissociative phenomena. [Hell. With all that "unconstrained, self-serving aggression", I'm bound to make a few enemies now and then. Those who cannot see the animal-saving, glorious side of me; too bad for you, you anal rententive sadists. If you aren't my friend, you probably did something to piss me off. And if you haven't, you will] Paranoid qualities are to some extent a function of an underlying sadistic character (which by definition is hostile and distrusting), exacerbated by alienation. In other words, underlying personality attributes are reinforced and sustained by negative feedback from the social environment. You behavior reflects deep-seated anger and hostility, permeated by a sense of entitlement and narcissistic rage and portend a propensity for unrestrained discharge of hostile impulses against perceived adversaries which you hold in utmost contempt. Your narcissistic fantasies are remarkable for their extraordinary force. Both half the people you know plus the other significant half the people I know will agree that you are just fine. [OK. To the fucktards who wrote this Crap, that's just plain redundant. "Both half the people you know plus the other significant half the people I know will agree that you are just fine" - Uh, YEAH. Which means ALL the people you know like ME more than your judgmental, sadistic, over-compensating ass. The whole damn thing is based on a fucking 10 question "quiz" which, by the way, didn't even have proper fucking questions. Only some lonely, deranged mental asshole could possibly waste enough time designing that quiz. And that delightful person, would be YOU. Have a nice afterlife moron.]

There is no reasonable explanation to why the world audience is drawn to (ass-kissing) personality tests. The growing number of so-called 'tests' on the internet indicates a larger curiosity towards the human psyche; especially our own. However, due to the extremely unreliable and inaccurate results and imbicility of the questions imposed, it is a pressing question that asks "Why are personality tests so popular?"

(1) Self Esteem
"You are the best person in the world! Go out and celebrate your greatness! You rule!" That's what EVERYONE wants to hear. But hey, not everyone gets to be me, so hence, personality test answers. The majority of the world population who are surfing the net are blatantly ugly. No question. So hey only have their personality to rely and even that is put into question on a daily basis. So what do people do? Log on to some take-this-test-to-let-us-tell-you-how-great-you-are site and let them do the ass-kissing for you! In place of real friends, of course; because people are mean - computers..gooood.... Get a life losers!

(2) Boredom
There are a trillion sites on the internet and you just HAPPEN to surf onto an ass-kissing site. And your excuse? Boredom. Get real, you were looking for self gratification - kiss my ass if you can't kiss your own.

(3) Spouses
Oh yeah. You can see this happening the world over. It's always some over-bearing bimbo who insists that you take this test so that you can PROVE that you are compatible. *HINT HINT* Chances are that (a) she needs self assurance because you are a cheating FAG, or (b) You'll dump her ass because its people like that who spur the growth of personality tests. Report her to the proper authorities and save your self and your computer from sitting thru online group therapy sessions. (This applies to the ladies too. It's always the "macho" ones, watch out)



Personality quizzes are good for a laugh, don't get me wrong. Just don't change your life because its says that your "life colour" is yellow and in a past life your were the Dalai Lama or Jimi Hendrix (tho that would be majorly cool). It's all a pile of crap and I guarantee you that a million other people have gotten the exact same responses as you. You are NOT unique, to the test, you are just a number.

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