Wednesday, June 01, 2005

HOT moments in cinema

Oh yeah! Finally, a post with substance. More hotties, less ranting. This promises to be a happy post.

Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker [Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith]



Hot Moment: After having premonitions of Padme's death, he sits bolt upright (a la Hollywood nightmare moments), sweaty and panting.
Hotness Rating: 8 out of 10 - Because I never really liked Anakin from the beginning, but this is his defining moment. He has redeemed himself! Plus, the sad, lame attempt at acting in Episode 3 was excruciating to watch. (Shazeea quotes me on my thoughts)

Ryan Reynolds as Hannibal King [Blade: Trinity]



Hot Moment: After being kidnapped by the evil vampire bitch woman, is taken to a steel room and chained to the floor. It is here that the audience sees his beautifully sculpted upper torso. Will ya just LOOK at that 8 pack. You can count em too.
Hotness Rating: 7 outta 10 - Killer bod but shame about the face. The dialogue Ryan Reynolds is given is pathetic; filled with lame one liners and the overuse of the F word. Thankfully there's the ubercool Wesley Snipes back staking vamps and Ryan's just there for eye candy. Heck, I'm not complaining.

Thomas Jane as The Punisher [The Punisher (DUH)]



Hot Moment: When he dons the skull shirt and kills a few bad guys. The hotness builds up.
Hotness Rating: 6 and a half outta 10 - When he first does put on the shirt, you get the feeling that he mistakenly shrunk it in the wash or bought it a size too small. It IS really tight on him. But after a few scenes you get used to it and start to admire this fellas rock hard bod and think "hmm not bad Mr Jane"

Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker/Spiderman [Spiderman]


Before - dorky

After - buffness


Hot Moment: The morning after getting bitten, he wakes up and looks into the full length mirror.
Hotness Rating: 9 out of 10 - The mere juxtaposition of Scrawny Tobey and a buffed up Spidey is enough to get my spider sense tingling. He may not be the best looking guy in the list but the glory and success of the movie with a newly buffed up hero is good enough to earn him a 9.

COMING SOON:

Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne/Batman [Batman Begins]



Hot Moment: Training in a dojo somewhere [trailer]
Hotness Rating: 7 and a half outta 10 - Batman is sexy. Young batman is sexier. Young batman training for revenge topless while getting hit with sticks is Sexy times 10. Something about getting buffed up for a purpose gets you blood pumping. And I hear the movie is good too.

Chris Evans as Tim Storm/The Human Torch [The Fantastic Four]



Hot Moment: Flaming up in the heat containment unit [trailer]
Hotness Rating: 9 outta 10 - One of the truly hot guys. Damn good looking plus he's got the ability to light any girl's fire (pun intended) and he can fly! Witty dialogue and a way cool power gives Mr. Evans a well-deserved 9. Can't wait for the movie! Flame on!

Movie are a great way to escape reality. Always a place with hot guys, hot gals, explosions and car chases. Like I said, escape from reality! Bring on the Summer movies!

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